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THA WEEZY CHRONiCLES - CH.I
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THA WEEZY CHRONiCLES - CH.I

The self proclaimed 'Best Rapper Alive!', Lil' Wayne, agreed to conduct a series of interviews with WhiteWood Films. He also agreed to spit a verse for us on each 'Chapter', Enjoy! Starring, Written & Directed By @TommieGreen Audio & Video Recorded At: @AtoneProDetroit Original Music Produced By Bomb40 Productions ©2008 WhiteWood Films -------------------- FREESTYLE LYRICS: Yeeaah! Weezy! Imma show you how we doin this. Ya dig! Aye! Okay. Okay, I guess Imma do what y'all came here for. And in case you didn't know, I am the best rapper alive. I am the best rapper dead. I am the best rapper on the Muthafuckin' moon! Okay. Okay, lets go. I am little Wayne, but you can call me Weezy, and I make these niggas wonder so you can call me Stevie, hoe You can catch me in the booth nigga or on the block And I'm not Jim Henson, but I be gon up off that Fraggle Rock Snap & pop, lean & Rock, nigga, I let me dreads swang, Obama F. Baby because I'm winning the campaign. Bitch, drink this champagne, and I'mma drink this purple, and yo homie stack cheese, bitch! You can call me Urkle. Step outta line I'll put you back up in yo damn place . I'm crazy, don't you see all these tatts I put on my damn face? Ill punch you in yo damn face and tell the goons to get him, and I'm so high, I cant think of nothing to rhyme with get him Nigga, I'll split em, you know keep I keep that choppa, and I'm shootin' at them coppas like blaka blaka blaka! And I'm laughin like waka waka waka, Nigga I Hold the choppa in my heart like Camp Anawana. Gon off that ganja, you can call it Kush. Cash money president, but nigga, please dont call me Bush Nigga you can walk it out. Feel like I'm watching an episode of Different strokes cause I don't know what the fuck you talkin' bout. Stop askin' what my tatts mean before I start a problem. How the fuck I'm supposed to know? I was high when I got em. Weezy here, Weezy gon, Weezy back, Weezy left Weezy fuck Weezy Bitch Weezy Wee, Weezy F, BABY! Hahahahah. Ya dig?! And that's a muthafuckin' wrap
THA WEEZY CHRONiCLES - CH.III
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THA WEEZY CHRONiCLES - CH.III

The self proclaimed 'Best Rapper Alive!', Lil' Wayne, agreed to conduct a series of interviews with WhiteWood Films. He also agreed to spit a verse for us on each 'Chapter', Enjoy! Starring, Written & Directed By @TommieGreen Audio & Video Recorded At: @AtoneProDetroit Original Music Produced By Bomb40 Productions ©2008 WhiteWood Films -------------------- FREESTYLE LYRICS: Weezy! Weezy! Ha Ha. Weezy! Ya Dig. Ha Ha Ha Yo, I'mma show em how to do it with this one, daddy. I'm talking to you Birdman. Thank you for rais... you raised a muthafuckin' monsta! I'm about ton turn 'em off with this one! Oh boy! Yeah! Pop em baby, pop em baby, you know that Ill drop em, baby When I'm fuckin with a lady , I will never call her baby. Save that for my daddy, Pass me my baggy & watch me roll a blunt cause you know I be high like Shaggy. Please don't call me faggot cause I like my tight jeans And I like to kiss my daddy and I like my lip ring. And I like my pinky ring, you can call me Froto Nothing I can do is gay because I say no homo. Dog like Toto, clown like bozo, Keep talking that shit and you'll get jumped like pogo. Young money monster, can't nobody fuck wit us. Sippin' on that purple be feeling like Snuffleupagus. Hi Bird, remember in that movie I was Iceberg? Nigga, I'm a star, if you look at me then your eyes hurt. I could do anything harder in this bitch, Even get a belly ring and drop the carter 26 You's a bitch! You pussy nigga, won't you just go pop & lock Cuz niggas tryna to jock my dance, I call this bitch the lollipop, and Perp, I will never stop. Nigga, I been high since "Wobbledy wobbledy, drop drop it like it's hot" Getting money with no hassle, I'm a dragon, I spit fire, I reside right inside of Eureeka's castle Asshole, ask me if I give a fuck, cause I don't Ask me to admit I'm not the greatest rapper, cause I wont. WEEZY! Hahahahahaha! The best muthafuckin' rapper alive! I shut that bitch down. I'm done. I'm done, I'm out.
THA WEEZY CHRONiCLES - CH.IV
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THA WEEZY CHRONiCLES - CH.IV

The self proclaimed 'Best Rapper Alive!', Lil' Wayne, agreed to conduct a series of interviews with WhiteWood Films. He also agreed to spit a verse for us on each 'Chapter', Enjoy! Starring, Written & Directed By @TommieGreen Audio & Video Recorded At: @AtoneProDetroit Original Music Produced By Bomb40 Productions For more WhiteWood, please visit: http://www.WhiteWoodEnt.com ©2009 WhiteWood Films -------------------- FREESTYLE LYRICS: Yo. What's up, world? I'mma show em how to do this one. Okay. Aye, Aye -Weezy Weezy baby, Weezy needs a lady that understands that Weezy needs a Weezy F. Baby! -Nigga, that's my daddy. The meat on my sandwich. Weezy Wee the boo boo and my daddy be the bandage. Bandit, at the table I ain't got no manners. Banana clips will spray bananas all over your platters I'm so high in the sky, it's like I robbed a man with ladders. Climbed into the sky inside my Weezy Wee palace. Weed and Cialis and a well shot Make these bitches lick before they stick it like they put me in their mailbox. Damn, Pac, you were the greatest rapper then you died. Now I'm the greatest rapper ever, sincerely, the man alive, ha ha. I can't stand a lie, no homo but I'm straight. So no homo told a homo "no homo" then ran away Packing weight like a VR Trooper... I like to fuck bitches then leave them while you cuff them like Koopa. Super, Duper, nigga, I am a trooper! Bitches like my music so they blow me like a tuba. Suck it, I will lick it, I will swim in it. Scooba. First you got to get by kids out like a school bus. Shawty got brains, won't you come and be my tutor? Fuck you all night and leave when you hear the rooster. Cockadoodledoo, who knew that you could do the whole crew? A little cock will do you boo, and it's Weezy! Ahahaha. You already know how we do this & I gotta say it one more time, YA DIG?! (Laugh. Mumble). It's Weezy, baby!
THA WEEZY CHRONiCLES - CH.V
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THA WEEZY CHRONiCLES - CH.V

The self proclaimed 'Best Rapper Alive!', Lil' Wayne, agreed to conduct a series of interviews with WhiteWood Films. He also agreed to spit a verse for us on each 'Chapter', Enjoy! Starring, Written & Directed By @TommieGreen Audio & Video Recorded At: @AtoneProDetroit Original Music Produced By Bomb40 Productions For more WhiteWood, please visit: http://www.WhiteWoodEnt.com ©2009 WhiteWood Films -------------------- FREESTYLE LYRICS: Aye, turn me up in the headphones. Alright. Alright. I'mma show 'em how every nigga shoulda been rapping to this beat. This is how you shoulda been doin' it. Weezy Wee, I get so high that I can't even see, see. I get so high up off my Easter pink. And I'm the shit, that's why my keyster stink. Girl, Aye! God damn you fine. If you was. DVD, I'd press rewind wind. Girl turn around and let me get behind. Just let me kiss my daddy one ore time (Mwuah, No homo) 'Cause Day and Night I'm smokin' Kryptachronicudilite light I get so high that I turn off the light and I pretend that I'm a satellite. Right. Aye, Get off my dick. You niggas copy everything I do. Do. You want to do me, but you should do you. LAUGH. I said 'Doo Doo'. Aye, Aye, Suwoop, choppa in the bush And I be high off cough syrup but still be coughin' with my Kush Ironic! Weezy wee should be iconic And I be with so much jewelery like Sonic. And I already told you about my Superbowl ring, bitch Diamonds in my grill like my super bowl bling, bitch. It's Weezy, and I ain't even gotta lie to get her 'Cause your bitch follow me like Twitter. Weezy! Ya Dig? It's Weezy baby! Suwoop I'm gon!
THA WEEZY CHRONiCLES - CH.VI
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THA WEEZY CHRONiCLES - CH.VI

The self proclaimed 'Best Rapper Alive!', Lil' Wayne, agreed to conduct a series of interviews with WhiteWood Films. He also agreed to spit a verse for us on each 'Chapter', Enjoy! Starring, Written & Directed By @TommieGreen Audio & Video Recorded At: @AtoneProDetroit Original Music Produced By Bomb40 Productions For more WhiteWood, please visit: http://www.WhiteWoodEnt.com ©2009 WhiteWood Films -------------------- FREESTYLE LYRICS: Aye. Aye. I'mma show 'em you shoulda been did this one. It's Weezy. All the kids yellin' like 'who is that monsta? Long hair, don't care, high off the ganja?' Weezy! All the muthafuckin' kids say Weezy! All the muthafuckin' kids say 'Who is that mutuafucka countin' that money? Cash money, millionaire, Billionaire, young money?' It's Weezy! And I am so blown. Shawty said she got off. I am so on. Somethin' told me tell that bitch to go home, But she catch all my kids like Discovery Zone. DZ, Weezy, why don't you look up on your PC? See who you see, cause I see... Weezy! All you muthafuckas are beneath me because I am an Alien and have you noticed Weezy rhymes with E.T.? Phone home! Bitch, you won't get far. That's like watching me trying to play my guitar. I sold a million records in one week, I didn't get one wink. I stand up when I hear 'Something Stinks'. It's Weezy! And I am the shit. Pépé Lé Pú, I am Légit. It's Weezy F. & for those of you that don't know, It's 'Weezy Fucking Baby'. No homo. Weezy Ahahahahahahahahahahah, You Dig?! Yo. And I shut that bitch down

Grammy Award-winning hip-hop artist, Lil' Wayne
is parodied in this viral web-series.

Multiplatinum Def Jam artist,  Big Sean 

tells the tale of how he turned his dreams into reality.

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